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You might be a psycho if…


I have finally decided what to use this blog for!  I am going to point out the strange, terrifying, and weird shit that people search the internet for.  So, if your search leads you to this blog…well, you may just be in need of some professional help…. whether mental or legal remains to be determined!

For those of you that just ended up here, by whatever means, but weren’t searching for any of this…well go ahead, look around….see what a scary world we live in!

I welcome comments.  If you think YOUR search appears here and would like to explain WHY you searched for that…please by all means…go right ahead.


hymenally challenged


This one really just made me giggle a little… I realize in some areas of the world this is a big fat deal… but really folks, who gives a shit?! challenged&hl=en&start=10&sa=N

parenting with pedophilia


Are you looking for ideas of how to do this successfully?  I have heard of many different parenting styles, but this one by far is the sickest I come across so far.  I can’t think of any sane reason to do a search such as this.

This appears to be from  Melbourne, Victoria, Australia with pedophilia&start=50&sa=N

characteristics of the child that make them more prone to child abuse


WOW!  Some good old fashioned victim blaming going on here?

This appears to be from a search done using, sorry but the search link its self was not passed on, nor was the IP address.

prepubesent childrens sexual experiences stories


What kind of sick fuck wants these stories?  I leave that opened ended question for my readers to answer….UGH!

This appears to be from: London United Kingdom childrens sexual experiences stories&btnG=Search&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=

how much access to child will i get with a confirmed child sexual abuse finding


What?!?  You can’t seriously be searching for the answer to this insane question!  If you have sexually abused a child you should NOT get any access to any more children ever!!!  And, the fact that you are trying to find out how much access you will get….just shows everyone that you plan to re-offend….and you don’t plan to stop molesting kids!  You are one sick fucking person!

This appears to be from: Mullingar, Westmeath, Ireland

Search Engine Phrase how much access to child will i get with a confirmed child sexual abuse finding Search Engine Name Google Search Engine Host

we are in court for a civil charge of neglect because of our ages before our son was born 17 mother and my age 42


At first glance, we thought “another redneck cradle-robber”; but then upon further inspection…notice that the search string says they are in court for a civil charge of neglect….ok what does that have to do with the parents ages prior to the child being born…I don’t know, maybe it’s just me…but I think maybe the child’s birth proved statutory rape??  Although given the age of the mother here…I really hope that the guy isn’t being charged with HER neglect, well you know since she was a minor and all…I mean in order for that to happen wouldn’t he have had to have been her guardian?

Now, now, don’t go calling my crazy…I’m not the 42 year old having sex with a 17 year old kid…now THAT is crazy!  I’m not even going to factor in the fact that this was searched from a Flying J Truck Stop….

This appears to be from:  Flying J,; Ogden, Utah, United States are in court for a civil charge of neglect because of our ages before our son was born 17 mother and my age 42&src=IE-SearchBox&first=11&FORM=PORE

how to beat a protective order in maryland


Well, if you’d stop ‘beating’ things (read people) you probably wouldn’t be searching for answer to this question no would you?

This one appears to be from Crofton, Maryland, United States to beat a protective order in maryland&btnG=Search&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=